In World War 1, everything German got so unpopular in America that folks renamed sauerkraut “liberty cabbage.” Today, folks are so mad at Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, that they’re taking out their anger by pouring out bottles of Stoli as Bad ‘Russian’ Vodka. However, mistakes are being made!

Stolnichaya isn’t Russian. It’s Latvian. If you feel the urge to join in pouring it out, don’t! Send it to me instead.

LIBERTY VODKAS: Good non-Russian spirits.

–Ketel One: Product of Holland.

–Grey Goose: Product of France.

–Sobieski: Product of Poland.

–Two James: Product of Detroit.

–Northern Latitudes Horseradish Vodka: Product of Northern Michigan, perfect for Bloody Marys.

–Titos: Product of Texas

The list is by no means exclusive, as a public service will be updated!